theDate= new Date();var day = theDate.getDate();var year = theDate.getYear();year = (year < 2000) ? year + 1900 : year;var textdate = (theDate.getMonth() + 1) + '/' + theDate.getDate() + '/' + year;var numquotes = 31;quotes = new Array(numquotes+1);quotes[1] = "Much time is needed to find the oceans of music; still more, to learn how to navigate in them. - Hector Berlioz";quotes[2] = "You can't ram philosophies down anybody's throat. I think the best thing I can do is try to get myself in shape and know myself. - John Coltrane";quotes[3] = "From the creator, to the artist, direct to the audience, split second timing, ain't no other music like that. - Art Blakey";quotes[4] = "Jazz is the only music in the western world in which the most risk yields the greatest results. - Keith Jarrett";quotes[5] = "Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker ";quotes[6] = "I don't need time. What I need is a deadline! - Duke Ellington";quotes[7] = "My first relationship to any kind of musical situation is as a listener. - Pat Metheny";quotes[8] = "Some guys dig ditches, I have a band. It's what I do. - Woody Herman";quotes[9] = "I'll play it first and tell you what it is afterwards. - Miles Davis";quotes[10] = "I am an american artist, I have no guilt. - Patti Smith";quotes[11] = "Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are that good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats. - Howard Aiken";quotes[12] = "What I have in my heart must come out, that is the reason why I compose. - Ludwig van Beethoven";quotes[13] = "A world that has produced a Mozart is a world worth saving. - Franz Schubert";quotes[14] = "All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself. - Johann Sebastian Bach";quotes[15] = "A legend is an old man with a cane known for what he used to do. I'm still doing it. - Miles Davis";quotes[16] = "People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent. - Bob Dylan";quotes[17] = "Much time is needed to find the oceans of music; still more, to learn how to navigate in them. - Hector Berlioz";quotes[18] = "I could learn more in one session at Minton's than it would take me two years to learn at Juillards. - Miles Davis";quotes[19] = "Strike another match, go start anew. - Bob Dylan";quotes[20] = "To me, if Jazz is anything, it's a process, and maybe a verb, but it's not a thing. - Pat Metheny";quotes[21] = "I always play with my own feeling, but a musician has to change, otherwise he dies. - Mal Waldron";quotes[22] = "Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny. - Frank Zappa";quotes[23] = "Jazz has always been like the kind of a man you wouldn't want your daughter to associate with. - Duke Ellington";quotes[24] = "I believe that all people are in possession of what might be called a 'universal musical mind.' - Bill Evans";quotes[25] = "My discovery was the result of musical perception. - Albert Einstein";quotes[26] = "Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. - Voltaire";quotes[27] = "Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Nietzsche";quotes[28] = "Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule. - Samuel Butler";quotes[29] = "Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato";quotes[30] = "You don't need any brains to listen to music. - Luciano Pavarotti";quotes[31] = "I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley";document.write(quotes[day]);